We're facebook friends in real life
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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