I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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