I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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