One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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