The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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