I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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