i barfeds in our rink
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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