Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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