I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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