I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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