everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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