I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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