you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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