return my video game
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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