Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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