I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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