Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize