You're my little dorito
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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