At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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