Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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