she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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