does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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