People with herpes should wear stickers.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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