Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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