I need help removing her.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if i died would you start the facebook group?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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