There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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