how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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