3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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