PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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