I like my sex mixed with concussions.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
