Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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