Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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