Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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