the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
the raccoons are back...
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