Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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