I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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