Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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