I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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