Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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