Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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