Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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