even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
