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• (310): View more from California

  thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.

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• (310): View more from California

  She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what

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• (585): View more from New York

  S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.

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