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(770): View more from Georgia

i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.

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(770): i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles. http://tfl.nu/d3lp

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(647): View more from Ontario

So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.

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(647): So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me. http://tfl.nu/qz95

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(402): On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms. http://tfl.nu/59ye

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR

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(604): I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR http://tfl.nu/a8v0

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(860): View more from Connecticut

the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.

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(860): the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real. http://tfl.nu/2bbh

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(313): View more from Michigan

I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.

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(313): I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time. http://tfl.nu/vomf

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(616): View more from Michigan

Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me

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(616): Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me http://tfl.nu/gcet

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(519): View more from Ontario

Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.

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(519): Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him. http://tfl.nu/z0om

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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(803): I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver. http://tfl.nu/862b

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(571): View more from Virginia

I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.

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(571): I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone. http://tfl.nu/igvc

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(540): View more from Virginia

He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.

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(540): He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back. http://tfl.nu/es5h

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"

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(865): He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore" http://tfl.nu/phr6

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(419): View more from Ohio

you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule

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(419): you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule http://tfl.nu/gkls

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.

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(303): I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand. http://tfl.nu/gjk1

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.

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(910): I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt. http://tfl.nu/9gs5

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