We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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