what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm always down for nudity.
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