Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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