grandma shit on top of the toilet
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Mom said you looked used
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize