Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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