I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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