I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This baby is an asshole
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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