It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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