As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
