Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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