Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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