Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
wow bdsm is so cute
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