: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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